A Pitiful Situation

Here I sit at my desk, so tired its a chore to keep my eyes open. I’m clutching a frappuccino like its the last hope of a dying man, trying to imbibe enough terrible stimulants to return me to the land of the living. Every 10 minutes, I get up to tend a tape dubbing machine playing endless videos of male genital examinations. Is this the extent of my life?

Since I don’t have 1000$ to find out, I’ll have to get back to you.

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