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Just now, while slicing some watermelon, I narrowly avoided pulling a Josh.

I love watermelon. I have a game that I play, where whenever I say the same word as someone else while speaking, I say “Jinx, you owe me a watermelon!” and then I pester them endlessly until they pay up. Thats how I get my watermelon.

Dustin, long time friend of mine, and I, used to play the game frequently, meaning there was regularly watermelon available. One time we went to the beach with some friends, and got very wet and sandy, and then ate a watermelon by bashing it open and eating out the insides with our bare hands. Not many foods you can do that with, especially if you are vegetarian like us.

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