Damn Limeys!
This post caused me to laugh out loud. Way to go Josh, stick it to those damn limeys! You know, many lingustics researchers believe that ‘American English’ is actually closer in accent to the original English that was spoken before the colonies started, and that British began to change their accent after the revolutionary war as a way to distance themselves from the ‘rabble’ over in America, choosing instead to exaggerate the aristocratic ‘style’ of speech that we now know of as ‘British English’.
Of course, that might just be a wild theory set in motion by rabid anti-british factions. Maybe we are just rabble! No! No! Its not true, damn the limey and their lecherous language! Next time a british person tells me that they want to put their “spare tyre” into my boot, I’m going to run away screaming.
Thursday 24 Oct 2002 | Sam | Rants
well…im sorry sam, I don’t have a anywhere to write this, but I had to share this with someone…I came home today and found a letter on my door handle which read, “We have Yo bear, i mean we have your bear. That is we have your yo bear. bring 200 cents in uncirculated sba’s to the twin towers walkway friday 25 october at 7pm. Place under east tower Instructions will follow. TowerWalkway is where i had the bear. Crazy shit….AND…AND i just got a frikkin phone call from kimmy!!!!!!!!!!!!! a super awesome kid from highschool…we were best friends!!!!!!!! crazy day!
My comments are being used as a general posting board!! Oh well.
I hope you catch the evil bear thieves, billy! Don’t let those son-of-a-bitches jerk you around!