Halloween
Halloween is the evilest holiday. You all are sick for practicing it!! It teaches kids that death is funny, and that serious matters like witches and sorcery are nothing more than cartoony costume ideas! Goblins, Ghouls, and SATANISTS!!! THATS YOU!! Halloween, or, All Saints Day, used to be very wholesome, where children would dress up as their favorite saint, and hand out healthy snacks like dates and pecans to passersby. But now, since the satanists have gotten ahold of it, its a wicked celebration of all that is despicable! FOR SHAME!!!
Oh wait, did someone say candy? I love candy… Ok, screw all the holy crap, Halloween is awesome, gimme candy! Gimme candy! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I carved a pumpkin last night (which is wicked in and of itself), it ended up looking a lot like a robot, oddly. I also watched The Lord of the Rings on my new DVD player. Its a good movie, I don’t care what any of you say! I just wish it had more Gollum, ‘cause I love that little guy. At least The Two Towers is supposed to have more Gollum, since he plays a greater role in that part of the story.
Oh well, I have to get back to work.
Thursday 31 Oct 2002 | Sam | Personal