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…So I guess I’ll have to rent it! Three points to whoever gets the reference.

However, it is true that money can’t buy the things that truly make us happy, those things being compassion and empathy for all living things. However, it is helpful for maintaining a standard of living that limits suffering that stems from poor nutrition, poor housing, poor sanitation etc.

Also, there are some services that one often must pay for, but that can bring contentment and happiness. For instance, say that happiness to you includes being tied up and spanked by a man in clown make-up and leather underpants, then you can rent the Professional Adult Clown services of “Ouchy the Clown”:http://www.ouchytheclown.com. Though, for those of us who need something other than the irreverent antics of a scantily clad clown wielding a riding crop to make us happy, the search goes on. It is my hope however, that someone out there reading this thinks to themselves, “I’ve always wanted a naughty clown to take me to the limits of desire,” and is able to partake of Ouchy’s services. Such a person probably feels pretty alone, since I can’t imagine that a very large portion of the population desires such treatment, let alone from a clown, but folks, Ouchy is here for you. Ouchy understands. Ouchy cares.

It would be fun to have him DJ at a party though.

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