A Little Birthday Cheer
For your pleasure, we would like to present a series of limericks highlighting the goodness of our friend Dennis on today, March 20th, his 22nd birthday.
The History of One Young Man Exhibiting
His Principle Eccentricities and Amusements
By Madalene & Sam
I know a guy named Dennis
Who loves to drink lots of Guinness
He’ll sing and dance
And perhaps even prance
But doesn’t have frothy business
In fact, I know he has got
Something most find quite hot
I never got to watch,
But he has a bionic crotch
I asked to see, he said “Certainly not!”
We appreciate his congeniality
And he brings fun into our reality
We love him so
And his music, even though
We don’t understand counterpoint or tonality
So we want to tell him now
Dennis, darling, take a bow!
Drink a beer
And give a cheer,
Happy Birthday, you’re 22 now!
Friday 20 Jun 2003 | Sam | Personal
Nice poem!! And a big HUZZAH to Dennis from me. Even though I’ve known him since he was a little guy (I don’t recall him being bionic yet), I’ll avoid the “I remember when…” stories and leave that to HIS mom.
hehe…you guys rock…i hope he thinks to check it during his long hours at the UVB slave labor chamber