Sam’s Breasts: Big or Small?
Ok, I don’t get it. Search engines just don’t seem to work well with this site, because clearly I should not show up on THIS search, and certainly not as the first result! Anyone who’s seen me in person can vouch for the smallness of my breasts.
Update: Damn, it seems Google has the same problem… I guess it makes sense because the AOL search claims to be ‘enhanced by Google.’ I can’t wait until Google reindexes this site, and starts sending even more Sam’s breast searchers streaming in once it sees this post. Oh well, whatever brings in the readers.
7 comments Tuesday 24 Jun 2003 | Sam | Lovely Links
I’m not going to comment on this….
Thats a neat little trick, I like the way that it helps the user to the right blog entry.
I don’t know about this breast thing. Ahh, to each his own.. HAHAH!! By the way… I stumbled across this site on Google… not looking for breasts, however. Looking for “Bob”, which Sam, I don’t think you are! Heheh!!
have you no comment on the G5? I find this strange.
It is strange, Josh.. However, I’m currently trying a little experiment.
When I first saw the G5, I was so amazed and pleased that my eyes rolled back into my head and I passed out right there. After waking up 40 minutes later in a pool of my own drool, I could think about nothing except the G5. I wanted it all. Dual processors, aluminum case, serial-ATA, 1ghz front side bus, 8 gigs of ram, PCI-X slots. Oh man, it had me.
Then I remembered that I’m poor, and I won’t own one for a long time. Not only that, but if for some strange reason I became rich, like winning the lotto or something, that they G5s won’t even be shipping for a few months.
So for now, I’m going to pretend that they don’t even exist. My G4 466 is the fastest damn computer there is, benchmarks be damned. I love it, and its the only computer I’ll ever need. There, I said it. The more I say it, the closer it will come to the truth, right?
peace,
sam
I bet my Barnes and Nobles are larger than yours!
Love,
N
I certainly hope so, Nancy!