Sam’s Breasts: Big or Small?
Ok, I don’t get it. Search engines just don’t seem to work well with this site, because clearly I should not show up on THIS search, and certainly not as the first result! Anyone who’s seen me in person can vouch for the smallness of my breasts.
Update: Damn, it seems Google has the same problem... I guess it makes sense because the AOL search claims to be ‘enhanced by Google.’ I can’t wait until Google reindexes this site, and starts sending even more Sam’s breast searchers streaming in once it sees this post. Oh well, whatever brings in the readers.
Tuesday 24 Jun 2003 | Sam | Lovely Links
I’m not going to comment on this….
Thats a neat little trick, I like the way that it helps the user to the right blog entry.
I don’t know about this breast thing. Ahh, to each his own.. HAHAH!! By the way… I stumbled across this site on Google… not looking for breasts, however. Looking for “Bob”, which Sam, I don’t think you are! Heheh!!
have you no comment on the G5? I find this strange.
It is strange, Josh.. However, I’m currently trying a little experiment.
When I first saw the G5, I was so amazed and pleased that my eyes rolled back into my head and I passed out right there. After waking up 40 minutes later in a pool of my own drool, I could think about nothing except the G5. I wanted it all. Dual processors, aluminum case, serial-ATA, 1ghz front side bus, 8 gigs of ram, PCI-X slots. Oh man, it had me.
Then I remembered that I’m poor, and I won’t own one for a long time. Not only that, but if for some strange reason I became rich, like winning the lotto or something, that they G5s won’t even be shipping for a few months.
So for now, I’m going to pretend that they don’t even exist. My G4 466 is the fastest damn computer there is, benchmarks be damned. I love it, and its the only computer I’ll ever need. There, I said it. The more I say it, the closer it will come to the truth, right?
peace,
sam
I bet my Barnes and Nobles are larger than yours!
Love,
N
I certainly hope so, Nancy!