http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2003/09/19/talk-like-a-pirate-day/ Thu, 06 Oct 2011 15:39:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2003/09/19/talk-like-a-pirate-day/comment-page-1/#comment-2175 mom Fri, 19 Sep 2003 22:26:06 +0000 http://flexistentialist.org/wordpress/?p=320#comment-2175 Arr, ye'll not be a callin' yer dear mum a filthy bilge rat, by gar. Mums from all over'll come down upon yer scrawny hide and hang ye by yer toenails till yer squeelin. And mayhaps longer 'n that. So come 'er and give us a hug an' a beer. Then we'll let 'cha be off'n the yardarm for a wee bit. Arr, ye’ll not be a callin’ yer dear mum a filthy bilge rat, by gar. Mums from all over’ll come down upon yer scrawny hide and hang ye by yer toenails till yer squeelin. And mayhaps longer ‘n that. So come ‘er and give us a hug an’ a beer. Then we’ll let ‘cha be off’n the yardarm for a wee bit.

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