Comments on: Broken Computers http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2004/12/07/broken-computers/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:06:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: will http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2004/12/07/broken-computers/#comment-3187 will Fri, 10 Dec 2004 19:04:44 +0000 http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2004/12/07/broken-computers/#comment-3187 so, what about pumps, though? XXX and all that. And is there a ban, per se, on those sweet spy cams you can use for wathcing the babbysitter while she is in the bathroom? Just checking. so, what about pumps, though? XXX and all that. And is there a ban, per se, on those sweet spy cams you can use for wathcing the babbysitter while she is in the bathroom? Just checking.

]]> By: Grego http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2004/12/07/broken-computers/#comment-3186 Grego Fri, 10 Dec 2004 00:37:36 +0000 http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2004/12/07/broken-computers/#comment-3186 yeah. The printer is like, "Hey guys, I just decided that I'm gonna break now. Have a nice life suckas!" then it printed some offer for a "v1@gr4/81gp333n1$/l1f31n5ur4nc3/fr33pr0np@$$w0rds" Stupid Mercury... yeah. The printer is like, “Hey guys, I just decided that I’m gonna break now. Have a nice life suckas!” then it printed some offer for a “v1@gr4/81gp333n1$/l1f31n5ur4nc3/fr33pr0np@$$w0rds”
Stupid Mercury…

]]> By: mom http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2004/12/07/broken-computers/#comment-3185 mom Thu, 09 Dec 2004 15:18:23 +0000 http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2004/12/07/broken-computers/#comment-3185 TEN PERCENT DISCOUNT??!! Well, ok, since you're family. I'll also give you a tip....double your pills and double your P33N1$. Yep, trust me, ask your dad. I give him a discount too. I get the Baubles for myself. By the way, sorry about your 'puters but Mercury is in retrograde. Computers crash, printers die, Pearl's gas line springs a spouting leak.....it's all related to Mercury. TEN PERCENT DISCOUNT??!! Well, ok, since you’re family. I’ll also give you a tip….double your pills and double your P33N1$. Yep, trust me, ask your dad. I give him a discount too. I get the Baubles for myself. By the way, sorry about your ‘puters but Mercury is in retrograde. Computers crash, printers die, Pearl’s gas line springs a spouting leak…..it’s all related to Mercury.

]]> By: sam http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2004/12/07/broken-computers/#comment-3184 sam Thu, 09 Dec 2004 06:07:59 +0000 http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2004/12/07/broken-computers/#comment-3184 Oh, and mother. I am very ashamed of you and your line of work. Do I still get a 10% discount though? Oh, and mother. I am very ashamed of you and your line of work.

Do I still get a 10% discount though?

]]> By: sam http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2004/12/07/broken-computers/#comment-3183 sam Thu, 09 Dec 2004 06:07:10 +0000 http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2004/12/07/broken-computers/#comment-3183 Hmm, I like the sound of your legitimate business offer, and I would like a good deal on a big penis. I'll contact you and we can exchange financial information. Then you can give me my BIG P33N1$!!! Thanks for contacting me, kind business man. Hmm, I like the sound of your legitimate business offer, and I would like a good deal on a big penis.

I’ll contact you and we can exchange financial information. Then you can give me my BIG P33N1$!!!

Thanks for contacting me, kind business man.

]]> By: mom http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2004/12/07/broken-computers/#comment-3181 mom Wed, 08 Dec 2004 13:31:27 +0000 http://flexistentialist.org/blog/archives/2004/12/07/broken-computers/#comment-3181 Well, I see you disapprove of my current job in sales. It was polite of you to not come right out and say "Mom, stop selling those penis pills!" but you sure can dance around a subject. Fine, I'll stop....but could I interest you in some Breast Baubles? Nose Nair? Ass Assure? Face Fluff? No?......Nothing? You are a tough one. (can I put them in your xmas stocking?) Well, I see you disapprove of my current job in sales. It was polite of you to not come right out and say “Mom, stop selling those penis pills!” but you sure can dance around a subject. Fine, I’ll stop….but could I interest you in some Breast Baubles? Nose Nair? Ass Assure? Face Fluff? No?......Nothing? You are a tough one. (can I put them in your xmas stocking?)

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