Happy Birthday, Baby Calendar

In a few short hours we celebrate the Holy Birth of Little Baby Calendar, who went on to become Pope Gregory, as well as Emperor of Prussia.

Little Baby Calendar was a young prodigy, much like Mozart, only smarter. Legend has it that when Little Baby Calendar was very young (they didn’t know how old he was, since years hadn’t been invented yet), he invented time. Then, continuing his master work, he went on to invent days, weeks, months and years. In his playful times (since he was a baby, after all) he invented leap years. As he grew older, he invented hours, minutes and seconds, and dictated to the world the proper times to eat the daily meals, and when to have tea. Before this, people just shoved food into their mouths whenever they were hungry, instead of using the civilized concept of the meal, as we do today.

So as you can see, we all owe a lot to Little Baby Calendar, and if we continue to celebrate his birthday once a year, on the beginning of each of his years, he will bless us, and not rain fire upon us. For he who takes Little Baby Calendar’s name in vain shall suffer the ultimate curse of the 16 hour work-day.

Now its time to get drunk, bye.

3 Responses to “Happy Birthday, Baby Calendar”

  1. on 31 Dec 2004 at 8:55 pm Jeremy

    2005 years old and still a little baby?

  2. on 01 Jan 2005 at 5:46 am sam

    Because when you become famous, you instantly transform back into a baby, because that is how everyone would prefer to remember you.

    Besides, since he invented time, he can be as old as he wants. ;)

  3. on 01 Jan 2005 at 11:34 am barb

    nice description of this joyous occation samala…wink hope drunkeness was yours last evening

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